Hey there readers, it’s me, Brian (from the last blog post).
Just wanted to fill everyone in on my newest hobby, which is:
talking about BitCoin posting videos of me hula hooping on Instagram eating a vegan diet recording a podcast series posting daily Snapchats of me playing Fortnite telling everyone I meet what their astrology sign means defending Drake on the Internet hitting my juul as often and indiscreetly as possible being in a literal cult
I know what you’re thinking:
“That Brian fellow is a man of many (short-lived) hobbies. Also, he has a pretty rockin’ bod.”
First of all, thanks for noticing. Secondly, all those former hobbies of mine that I so often threw in your face on social media will forever hold a special place in my heart, as well as on my Facebook timeline, but I’m on to bigger and CrossFittier things now.
By the time you get to this paragraph, it’s likely that you’ve already received an invite to like my CrossFit gym’s page on Facebook. Oh, and surprise! I also signed you up for an email subscription to the gym’s Weekly Newsletter. I know you didn’t ask me to (in fact, you specifically asked me NOT to), but what are friends for if not to contribute to a panic-inducing quantity of unread e-mails in your spam folder?
Anyways. CrossFit is great! For those of you that are unfamiliar with the art of CrossFit (and YES! it’s an art), here’s what it consists of in a nutshell:
- picking stuff up
- sometimes running around with the stuff we picked up
- lots of grunting
I know that’s a lot to take in, so for a visual aide, you can check out my Instagram page where I have somehow already posted like 50 photos within a week of me at CrossFit practice lifting and running with the aforementioned stuff.
Oh, by the way, did I mention that I started doing CrossFit?