When it comes to the downfall of a once GREAT civilization, it appears that we’re halfway there (oh! oh! livin’ on a prayer!–see what I did there?).
No, but seriously, this is a huge deal.
I’m SICK and TIRED–but that’s just a general statement about my well-being as an old guy that gets angry while watching the news every day.
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For those of you that are as of yet unfamiliar with theverybestof’s take on #FakeNews, here’s what it usually consists of:
- Scrolling through various news platforms and getting mildly angry at how ridiculous of a time we live in
- Taking screenshots of articles+thumbnails that strike my fancy
- Erasing all the text in said screenshot
- Providing my best interpretation of what’s happening in the thumbnail
- Making a list of steps I take to produce a #FakeNews post
Although sometimes, such as in the case of an image in this very post, all it takes is photoshopping a joint into the hand of Senator Chuck Schumer.
Hope you enjoy!
Hey there readers, it’s me, Brian (from the last blog post).
Just wanted to fill everyone in on my newest hobby, which is:
talking about BitCoin
posting videos of me hula hooping on Instagram
eating a vegan diet
recording a podcast series
posting daily Snapchats of me playing Fortnite
telling everyone I meet what their astrology sign means
defending Drake on the Internet
hitting my juul as often and indiscreetly as possible
being in a literal cult
Continue reading “I Started CrossFit Last Week, So I’ve Decided To Base My Entire Personality Around That Fact”
Like most average Americans, I spend quite a lot of time commuting to and from work. Instead of focusing on the safety of myself and others on the road like some kind of nerd, I tend to hone in on street signs and daydream about one day where I’m a rock star rather than a pencil-pusher. This blog post is a culmination of all those daydreams and traffic violations. All of these lovely streets can be found in Raleigh, North Carolina and the immediate surrounding areas. Hope you enjoy! Continue reading “6 Street Names That Would Double As Pretty Sweet Band Names If I Ever Actually Get Around To Learning How To Play The Guitar”
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I write up a blog post on my new website in hopes that nobody will ever fall for your cruel fooling again. So without any further ado (ado! ado! ado!–besides those ados), here are 5 tips to avoid being a fool this April 1st:
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