#FakeNews Friday: June 15th, 2018 Edition

For those of you that are as of yet unfamiliar with theverybestof’s take on #FakeNews, here’s what it usually consists of:

  1. Scrolling through various news platforms and getting mildly angry at how ridiculous of a time we live in
  2. Taking screenshots of articles+thumbnails that strike my fancy
  3. Erasing all the text in said screenshot
  4. Providing my best interpretation of what’s happening in the thumbnail
  5. Making a list of steps I take to produce a #FakeNews post

Enjoy!

 

Original: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/judge-orders-paul-manafort-jail-pending-trial/story?id=55922674&cid=clicksource_4380645_1_hero_headlines_bsq_image

 

Original: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzk5ee/this-video-of-marco-rubio-talking-about-kanye-is-just-bleak-vgtrn

 

Original: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/06/15/neighbor-who-attacked-rand-paul-sentenced-to-30-days-in-prison.html

NFL Players Need To Stop Disrespecting Our Country By Not Standing For Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On A Prayer”

When it comes to the downfall of a once GREAT civilization, it appears that we’re halfway there (oh! oh! livin’ on a prayer!–see what I did there?).

No, but seriously, this is a huge deal.

I’m SICK and TIRED–but that’s just a general statement about my well-being as an old guy that gets angry while watching the news every day.

Anyways.

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#FakeNews Friday: June 8th, 2018 Edition

For those of you that are as of yet unfamiliar with theverybestof’s take on #FakeNews, here’s what it usually consists of:

  1. Scrolling through various news platforms and getting mildly angry at how ridiculous of a time we live in
  2. Taking screenshots of articles+thumbnails that strike my fancy
  3. Erasing all the text in said screenshot
  4. Providing my best interpretation of what’s happening in the thumbnail
  5. Making a list of steps I take to produce a #FakeNews post

Although sometimes, such as in the case of an image in this very post, all it takes is photoshopping a joint into the hand of Senator Chuck Schumer.

Hope you enjoy!

Original: https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/07/politics/trump-g7-canada/index.html

 

Original: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/19/politics/cambridge-analytica-whistleblower-congress-hearing/index.html

 

Original: https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/7xdjqz/sen-chuck-schumer-to-introduce-bill-to-decriminalize-marijuana

 

Original: https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/07/politics/stormy-daniels-ex-attorney-sues/index.html

I Started CrossFit Last Week, So I’ve Decided To Base My Entire Personality Around That Fact

Hey there readers, it’s me, Brian (from the last blog post).

Just wanted to fill everyone in on my newest hobby, which is:

  1.  talking about BitCoin
  2. posting videos of me hula hooping on Instagram
  3. eating a vegan diet
  4. recording a podcast series
  5. posting daily Snapchats of me playing Fortnite
  6. telling everyone I meet what their astrology sign means
  7. defending Drake on the Internet
  8. hitting my juul as often and indiscreetly as possible
  9. being in a literal cult
  10. CrossFit

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6 Street Names That Would Double As Pretty Sweet Band Names If I Ever Actually Get Around To Learning How To Play The Guitar

Like most average Americans, I spend quite a lot of time commuting to and from work. Instead of focusing on the safety of myself and others on the road like some kind of nerd, I tend to hone in on street signs and daydream about one day where I’m a rock star rather than a pencil-pusher. This blog post is a culmination of all those daydreams and traffic violations. All of these lovely streets can be found in Raleigh, North Carolina and the immediate surrounding areas. Hope you enjoy! Continue reading “6 Street Names That Would Double As Pretty Sweet Band Names If I Ever Actually Get Around To Learning How To Play The Guitar”

#FakeNews: April Edition

Original article: In another blow to Trump, diGenova will no longer join legal team

 

Original article: Villanova Returns to Final Four With Gritty Win Over Texas Tech

 

Original article: Trump’s Trans Ban Shows Who He Really Is

 

Original article: ‘I Went Through Hell’: Former FBI Agent Says Andrew McCabe ‘Targeted’, ‘Slandered’ Her

 

Original article: DiGenova role on President’s legal team in flux

 

Original Article: Stormy Daniels, Porn Star Suing Trump, Is Known for Her Ambition: ‘She’s the Boss’

5 Tips To Avoid Being A Fool This April 1st

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I write up a blog post on my new website in hopes that nobody will ever fall for your cruel fooling again. So without any further ado (ado! ado! ado!–besides those ados), here are 5 tips to avoid being a fool this April 1st:

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